canadad:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

kisa-me:

i think ive watched enough anime to know how to fight

fullmetalnoodlist:

real gamers eat their video games